The Unfathomable Exchanges of Clueless and Diva

Scene V
Lights on Diva and Miss Pheat as they sit in the middle of the stage, playing pattycake.
Diva and Miss Pheat (in pattycake-like singsong):

There was a boy, a boy there was
who sat on a mat and gazed at the stars.
by came a girl, a girl came by
who sat by his side and held his hand.

Down came the rain, the rain came down.
The boy and the girl both ran away.
The girl's house was close,
so they hid in there
away from the rain, the cold and the hail.

Then on another cloud-striken day,
the girl sat alone
and gazed at the sky.
The boy came along and sat by her side
until the rain once again came

to spoil their pretty game.

The boy ran home,
but when the girl followed suit
there wasn't room in the
boy's house for her.

Out in the rain the girl stood and stood,
ringing the bell twelve times, twelve.
And when the boy finally opened the door
he didn't ask her in,
but handed her a coat.

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