Well, I tried

I tried to do something nice for a co-worker and organize a cake thing for his birthday -- or for the day after, in any case. Got a little money together, got someone to get a cake... But working with men makes these things just like pulling teeth. They're all, 'yeah, let's do something.' But when it comes to actually DOING it... well... It never gets done.

So goes the old saying, then, hey? "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

*sigh*

Whatever. This is the last time I try to do anything nice for anyone. It's really not worth the effort.